A Fourth of July Proclamation from the Autumn Queen:
You are hereby authorized to enjoy cookouts, fireworks, watermelon, and an unreasonable amount of patriotic desserts.
Please celebrate responsibly.
The official holiday priorities are:
- Fun
- Snacks
- Safety
...No, wait.
The royal advisors are informing me that safety should be higher on the list.
Very well.
Have fun, enjoy the snacks, and please keep all ten fingers and your eyebrows.
Happy Fourth of July!
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